RIDDILES
RIDDILES
July 7th by Kyle

- Q. There were 5 boys. 1 boy was doing laundry. Another boy was polishing silverware.the third boy was playing chess. The 4th boy was brushing his teeth. What was the 5th boy doing? A: playing chess with the third boy.
- Q. What has hands but cannot clap? A: a clock.
- Q. What has a mouth but never speaks, a bed but never sleeps, and a bank but has no money? A: a river.
- Q. What question can you never answer “yes”to? A: are you sleepy yet?
- Q. What is full of holes but still holds water? A: a sponge.
- Q. What gets wetter the more it dries? A. a towel.
- Q. What runs but never walks? A. a river.
- Q. What has an eye but cannot see? A. a needle.
- Q. What has a neck but no head, a body but no legs, and a back but no spine? A. a bottle.
- Q.What has to be broken before you can use it? A. an egg.
- Q.David’s father has three sons, Snap, Crackle, and ? A. David.
- Q.Where does today come before yesterday? In a dictionary.
- Q. I am tall when I am young and short when I am old. What am I? A. a candle.
- Q.What month of the year has 28 days? A. all of them.
- Q.What is always in front of you but can’t be seen? A. the future
- Q. There’s a one story house in which everything is yellow. It has yellow kitchens, yellow bathrooms, and yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? A. There aren’t any stairs. It’s a one story building.
- Q.What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? A. a promise
- Q. What goes up but never comes down? A. your age
- Q. A man who was outside in the rain without a hat or an umbrella didn’t get a single piece of hair on his head wet. How is this possible? A. He was bald.
- Q. What can you keep after giving it to someone? A. Your word.
- Q.What do you call a man without a body or a nose? A. Nobody knows!
- Q. Why does 10+10=11+11? A. 10+10=20, and 11+11=20 too!
THANKS FOR READING!

